"You're Sleeping on the Couch Tonight!"

You are a husband. Your wife is angry. Very angry. She stands before you with her arms crossed and an expression that suggests you're about two bad sentences away from making things even worse. Then she delivers her verdict: "You're sleeping on the couch tonight!" What happened? That's entirely up to you. Maybe you forgot something important. Maybe you caused a disaster. Maybe you're completely innocent. Maybe you know exactly what you did. Maybe you have absolutely no idea why she's upset. Whatever the reason, the story is yours to create. Decide what happened, explain yourself, argue your case, apologize, double down on your mistakes, or somehow make the situation even worse. Just remember one thing: The couch is waiting.