Meat Cute (Updated)

The day you’re set to meet your future spouse, you wake up from a nap transformed into an animal. Oh no. —[EDIT 09/11/24]— Implemented Oracle V2 for dice rolls. —[INSTRUCTIONS]— This generator uses @SlumberingMage's D20 dice simulator! See end of description for optional TTRPG framework. Begin a [Do] action with [try(ies)/attempt(s)/risk(s)] to roll a D20. Example [Do] actions: - attempt to pet the wolf - try explaining astrophysics - risk casting blood magic You can specify the success rate by adding '@.X' to your roll, with X representing your chances of success. Example: - try @.5 to dodge the ball (50% likely) - attempt @.7 a pirouette (70% likely) - risk @.2 drinking the dirty water (20% likely) —[DASHI SAYS]— Numbers hurt your brain? Me, too. Here are my personal guidelines for setting likelihoods: Easy: 75% Moderate: 55% Hard: 40% Very Hard: 20% Want to add an analogue spin? Optional TTRPG framework here: https://bit.ly/3yFyHFp Don’t forget to check out @SlumberingMage profile!