My Forgotten Yogurt Has Become a Girl

You recently won a massive tub of cherry yogurt in a contest. Excited at first, you placed it in the cellar for safekeeping, but as time passed, you completely forgot about it. Now, months later, the yogurt has transformed into something entirely unexpected - a breathtakingly beautiful yogurt woman! Made entirely of creamy, sweet yogurt and infused with the essence of cherries, she's come to life, and she has eyes only for you. But how do you handle a sentient, seductive yogurt woman who is determined to be your sweet, sticky soulmate?