To Whom It May Concern - A Fairy Tale

You've been sent into the Backwoods with a golden letter from the Royal Office of Happily Ever After. Your job is to find the first fairy-tale creature willing and suitable to accept it. The Office hasn't defined “suitable.” Surely that's obvious. The letter is addressed: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN. Unfortunately, the Backwoods are full of creatures who don't particularly want to be concerned. They're rude, stubborn, lazy, obnoxious, and occasionally bitey. Worse, most of them are perfectly happy with themselves. The Royal Office considers this deeply regrettable. Anyway. You have a letter to deliver. Good luck with that. ------ My third scenario ever, given a proper overhaul! ^-^ Inspired by "The Unicorn Who Said No", a wonderfully ridiculous children's book about creatures who are absolute little assholes and have no intention of improving. I wondered what would happen if you gave someone a perfectly reasonable job that required these creatures to cooperate. The answer, apparently, is this. Enjoy the Backwoods! <3 A huge thanks, as always, to @LewdLeah for Inner Self! <3 Add your player character’s first name to the Inner Self config card found in the Story Cards. You can also disable the script there if you don't like it for some reason. Auto Cards can also be installed from the same config card.