F*cking roommates

You’re just an average student at Muddstain University of Colorado (MUC). Everything has been going pretty well since you started. Turns out you’re getting new roommates too! What could possibly go wrong, right? Right…? My first scenario! I have no idea what I’m doing haha. I’ve been making this up as I go along, so please tell me if there’s anything I should add/ fix! I would expect many mistakes and flaws, but I’m always open to suggestions and advice. Thank you! Extra! There is many mental, psychological, and medical disorders portrayed in this scenario. Very little of it is accurate and the rest MAY come off as offensive. This is not my intention and I do apologize if anyone finds the characters offensive or inaccurate. I do not recommend using any of the characters as references or examples of any of their disabilities, conditions, or even sexuality. They are likely inaccurate. This is just intended to be a silly little scenario for adventure and jokes and whatever else you’ve come here for. Thank you again!