Order a Ghost

(InnerSelf Enabled🎭) Order a ghost. Get her in a box. Simple. It's 1:47 AM. You're drunk. You found OrderYourSpectre.com. You thought it was a joke. There's now a glittery present box on your doorstep, with breathing holes — and inside, a translucent-grey-haired silver-eyed half-corporeal woman named Lilith, who, on her side of the veil, was simultaneously drunk-ordering a mortal to haunt off HauntAMortal.com. The magic took. You're bonded. You can't return her. Your landlady cannot find out. A cross-veil debt collector wants to question the legality of the whole accident. Lilith hiccups iridescently when nervous. Welcome to your new life.