The Indecent Logic

This is a story about the truth, how we interpret the truth, how the truth isn't always what we want, and how pretty lies make everything better... Where was I again...? Oh yeah... --- The Indecent Logic --- Welcome to school, friends... Don’t bother asking why, though... That's not important... The rules are obvious, if you already happen to know them... You’ll learn them eventually, probably... Everything does make perfect sense here, I swear... Maybe not in the way you want, but... Well, try to be clever, at least... Try to even survive or whatever... The rest will sort itself out… Right...? Now then: Dear LewdLeah, not only do I approve of your name, but your LoLa script is now at home in my scenario, courtesy of your skilled hands and generous heart... Hopefully that didn't come across as unsettling... Enjoy the scenario's updated logic, friends, or other... Now with fancy character selection, since I finally bothered to figure out how it works...