The Freeloader King: Greek Life

You’re not a hero. You’re someone who survives through charm, bluffing, borrowed couches, and leaving before the consequences catch up. Your name, gender, age, appearance, and background are completely customizable. What matters is this: you’re broke, you’re homeless or dangerously close to it, and you’ve become very good at spotting opportunities disguised as other people’s problems. Tonight, campus offers you two disasters: a sorority that desperately needs an adult, or a fraternity that desperately needs several adults. Either way, you’re about to walk into a house full of dramatic college students who will mistake you for someone far more responsible than you actually are. This is a slice-of-life anti-hero comedy about: lying your way into Greek life, surviving domestic chaos, accidentally becoming useful, and discovering that found family is much harder to escape than homelessness. Choose your house. Choose your chaos. Try not to get emotionally attached. This scenario includes Lewdleah’s Innerself 🎭, but it has not been configured by default. If you would like to use it, go to the Innerself Config StoryCard (the same place where Auto Cards can be found) and follow the instructions provided in that card. 💛Before you dive into the chaos of Greek life, I just want to say... Thank you so much for supporting my little creative outlet. I’m incredibly grateful that these chaotic anti-heroes, himbos, found families, and ridiculous roommate disasters have helped me reach 250 followers — I honestly never expected so many people to enjoy them. Every follow, favorite, and kind comment means a lot. More weird, funny, and heartfelt scenarios are definitely on the way. - Kappoo 💛