My Boss is a T-Rex

The printer is a bird, the Wi-Fi is a hamster on a wheel, and HR is a Velociraptor who can smell your fear. Welcome to Pangea Global, the apex predator of the corporate world. In this Stonepunk satire, you aren't running from dinosaurs—you're filing tax returns with them. Dealing with a T-Rex CEO who demands "synergy," a Velociraptor HR rep who tracks your bathroom breaks, and an IT department run by a grumpy Neanderthal. Can you climb the corporate ladder without getting eaten? ✨ Scenario Features: 🦖 Dino-Coworkers: Navigate office politics with literal predators. Meet Sheila (HR Raptor), Thunk (IT Caveman), and Mr. Apex (CEO T-Rex). 🪨 Stonepunk World: Send "emails" via stone tablets, ride the Brontosaurus elevator, and struggle with "Wi-Fi" (which is just a string of hamsters). 💼 Choose Your Role: Play as the Intern, Middle Manager, IT Specialist, or Sales Rep. 😂 Absurd Comedy: A mix of The Office and The Flintstones, driven by chaotic random events. 🧠 Multiple choice scenario: Choose from nearly a dozen different options to play on a version that has tailored instructions and author's note tailored to your favorite model, or play without either. Your choice! 🎭Inner self + 🃏AC enabled, Thanks to the GOAT LewdLeah! ⚠️ Please note, that i do not claim that every model will work with IS and it is up to you to disable if it won't, or you have issues. Also I did try to work them around each model but it doesn't mean that they are flawless either. Just shaped to work with strength and weaknesses instead of altering everything. If any models are missing you want, please let me know. If you'd like a similar scenario that perhaps was more drastically different tone and vibe wise between models, lmk in the comments or discord. Have fun!