🚗💥 Another One?!?

You finally bought your dream home. The boxes are unpacked. The furniture is in place. Life is good. Then a car crashes straight through your living room. An unfortunate accident... right? Nope. Another one crashes through. Then another. And another. No matter what you do—reinforce the walls, build barricades, install absurd safety measures, redesign the house, or come up with the most brilliant plan imaginable—vehicles somehow always find a way to crash into your living room. Fortunately, you own a construction company, your crew can rebuild almost anything, and your wife Rachel somehow sees every catastrophe as a minor inconvenience. In fact, she's remarkably determined to never move out. Welcome to your new home. Good luck keeping your living room intact. ————————— My muse for this particular piece of poetry was a certain house in Château-Richer, Quebec (my province). That house has been hit by cars so many times that it’s basically become a meme at this point. Like… at some point… maybe move? Although I’m not sure what the property value would even be. If your house is held together by a Kia Sorento that hit one of your load-bearing walls, what’s the insurance premium like? And… what do you do when the owner of the Sorento has to go get groceries? You bear the load while he’s gone? Better get out them huge guns. It’ll be a series, by the way. This is the first installment. How am I going to make a series out of that? You’ll see. ————————— Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe! It helps me out more than you know. ❤️ ————————— Proud Cozy Chaos Dungeon member. Huge shout out to the guys and gals over there for their support and for simply being amazing human beings. ❤️