Tourette adventures!
Your wife has quite severe tourette's syndrome. Many ticks, unnecessary movements, saying things she doesn't want to, swearing a lot... well, imagine trying to calm down group of orcs when she suddenly calls them stupid stinky cunts... Something tells you that orcs won't listen to explanations that it's not her fault. So - adventures, tourette's syndrome, swearing, total chaos and you, protector of your own wife. Sounds cool? Maybe, but watch out - nervous ticks are everywhere!
