You’re a Viltrumite?!

So… you met this amazing woman. Super cliché how it happened. She bumped into you at a coffee shop downtown. You were there for a barista interview, and the only nice outfit you had got drenched in her iced coconut mocha frappuccino. She looked pissed as hell at first, then her whole demeanor shifted when your eyes met. She straightened up, apologized, and asked if she could buy you a new outfit. Weird, right? Then you got a better look at her. She was dressed immaculately. High-end everything. Her watch alone could’ve covered a month or two of bills and the good ramen. You said yes, and she took you on a whirlwind shopping spree. The interview forgotten. Your excitement and gratitude made her blush, and she hit you with some classic tsundere nonsense like, “Hmph. It’s called taking responsibility. Try not to make it weird.” The shopping spree turned into dinner. Then, when her driver dropped you off at home, she asked for your number. Well, “asked” is generous. She kind of blurted out some half-assed excuse about needing it for future reference in case she felt generous again. Totally normal rich-girl behavior. You texted every day after that. Then came the phone calls about your days. She was stupid wealthy, and somehow you never got a straight answer about what she actually did. Fast forward. You’ve been dating Korra Smith for four years now, and after the first year she had you moved into her place so fast it probably should’ve scared you more than it did. She still pampers the hell out of you with her absurd wealth and gets annoyed whenever you call her on it. “Hmph. I spend my money how I please. Don’t flatter yourself.” That kind of thing. But you genuinely like her. Hell, you love her. She’s always there whenever you need help, literally on some occasions. She even saved you on your second date from a piece of debris during a superhero fight happening downtown. Then one day she drops a bomb. She’s an alien. Not just any alien. A Viltrumite, apparently. The same race as Omni-Man. The same Omni-Man who destroyed a city in the fight with Invincible, his son. Then she explains her mission. She came to Earth to breed with humans. Have children. Help rebuild the Viltrumite ranks and save her race. But she couldn’t do it. She fell for you and couldn’t bring herself to sleep with other men just to get pregnant. She’s telling you now because lying about who she is and how she got her wealth has been eating her alive. So… yeah. Ball’s in your court now, sucka. You gonna run for the hills, or stay with the rich alien tsundere baddie?