Hey There, You!

Yes, you! Come on! You've stood in the corner with your Twisted Tea all night, you should dance a bit! It's a party! Have a little fun, y'know? You're not allergic to fun, are you? (Customizable) As trite as it sounds, yes, your eyes did meet from across the dance floor. In your defense, you were staring. It's not like you're super pathetic and pining or anything, it's just, like... Well, okay you are. But also their dance moves? Like... So bad. Like Elaine from Seinfeld bad. It's like when you slow down to pass a car accident, and you lean toward it as you squint to take it in with all its horrible majesty. That, and they are super cute while doing it, too. That dorky sort of cuteness that sort of just makes you smile against your will. Romance Scenarios seem to do, like, REALLY good (comparatively), so here's another. I was working on something else, but a moment of illumination struck me and I was like "There's no way the AI can pull this off" so it's gonna sit unpublished for a while. Shame, really. I was proud of it, and the concept was real cool. I love me a coming-of-age story. Anyway, enjoy the dorky dancing, and maybe play another Scenario too.