🏔️ (♂️/♀️) Oops! I Married the Valley God 🏔️

🏔️💍 You open the door expecting a package. Instead, you get a spouse. (♂️ Theo / ♀️ Thea) 💍🏔️ Which is strange. You’re pretty sure you didn’t order one. Yesterday, you arrived in Avelune to begin a quiet new life in the cozy old cottage you inherited from your grandmother. You signed some paperwork at Town Hall, collected the keys, and thought that was the end of it. Apparently, you should have read the fine print. Because one of those documents contained an ancient magical marriage clause. Congratulations. You accidentally married Thaevorin, the ancient Guardian of the Valley. Before the story begins, choose which version of your accidental spouse you want to meet: ♂️ Theo — the ancient God and Guardian of the Valley. ♀️ Thea — the ancient Goddess and Guardian of the Valley. Whichever you choose, Avelune already knows. The townspeople are delighted. Your new spouse is mortified. You have questions. Far too many questions. Now the ancient deity who has protected Avelune for thousands of years is suddenly part of your life—and moving into the little English cottage you only just inherited. Between awkward newlywed life, nosy townspeople, magical incidents, chaotic Mountain Spirits, and your spouse’s duties as Guardian, your peaceful fresh start is rapidly becoming anything but peaceful. And somewhere between all that chaos, sharing a home with your accidental spouse might start becoming dangerously comfortable. After all, accidentally getting married is one problem. Accidentally falling for your spouse is another. 🏔️💍🌿