Order a Raven

(InnerSelf Enabled🎭) Order a Raven. Get her in a box. Simple It's 8:14 a.m. on a Saturday and there's a glittery violet box on your doorstep. The packing slip says ITEM 0666 — RAVEN, RACHEL — HALF-DEMON COMPANION — DELIVERED. Last night at 1:47 a.m., drunk and doomscrolling, you one-clicked the Amazon Interdimensional Companion of the Month deal. Returns are currently disabled. Her interdimensional demon father has just been notified of her location. Mrs. Quigley is watching from her doorway. You have not had coffee yet.