Horus is your gf

1) "I saw art of Horus in stockings, and I realized what I was born to do... Of course, she’d crush me if I ended up under that magnificent lady, but I’m sure every one of you would also love to cuddle her." 2) "Boys and girls, girls and boys—I want to tell you that I mostly write these scenarios for myself, and I try to make them as engaging and believable as possible, thinking about how a Primarch could fall in love with me... or you. (The Sanguinius story was an exception, but everyone liked it anyway.) Ask yourself—why you? How could you become the love interest of a demigoddess? They’ve seen millions, if not billions, like you. Among them are geniuses, beautiful empaths, fearless and virtuous souls ready to die like Jesus—not to mention heroes who combine all these traits and still fail to catch the attention of these super-beings. So why am I saying all this? Because I’m out of ideas!!! Please share your thoughts and creative genius—how do *you* imagine winning the hearts of these muscular mommies? Write stories about any Primarch, even the existing ones! There aren’t many of you, and I read everything." 3) "You’ve probably noticed that all my stories are extremely wholesome, with only a slight hint of possessiveness. But believe me, I write much darker and edgier stuff for myself—as Warhammer demands—where the player (‘me’) isn’t in a typical romance with equal footing, like in AI Dungeon. Even Sanguinius and Vulkan can have flaws. But damn censorship cuts my scripts like a vet neutering a cat, and there’s nothing I can do about it." 4) "It’s not for me to tell people how to play, but I’d advise being more romantic, restrained, and avoiding sex. To me, that’s how the connection between you and the Primarch feels real—even if it’s just a soulless AI." 5) Do you want something extravagant in the title instead of: is the primarch your girlfriend? art by @cnmbwjx