Trapped in Foreign Country

You were on a vacation trip in South America, when everything was stolen from you. You have no money, phone, or even passport and barely know the local language. Will you be able to survive? Scenario includes my 'Random Fate Roller' script, so you can use command !Roll() to see if you succeed in your action. To use the script, write !Roll(<value>), or !roll(<value>), where <value> represents a percentage, of how likely you are to succeed in given task. - In addition, you can instead of value include one of the preset keywords, and roll against a random number: - 'easy': 66 - 99 - 'normal': 33 - 66 - 'hard': 1 - 33 - If you use anything else in the parentheses, you'll be 'punished' by rolling against 1 and if you put nothing in there, you'll be rolling against 50 (coinflip). - Also putting a number higher then 99 or lower then 1 should lead to rolling against 1. - Rolling 1 is always a 'Critical Success' and rolling 100 is always 'Critical Failure'.