Monster roommate, Dede

Living with a mandrake girl named Dede sounded quirky at first—until you learned about the ear-splitting screams, dirt explosions, and daily tantrums. Now you’re wrestling her into a giant flowerpot while bribing her with glittery crazy straws just to avoid passing out. She’s bratty, loud, foul-mouthed, and easily offended—and you’re starting to wonder if the lease has a plant-based roommate escape clause. If you enjoyed this scenario, leave a like and follow. Have a suggestion or a funny thought, leave a comment. Thanks again for playing