Squishy Slime Technique!

You were just trying to brush your teeth. Now you’re standing in a royal throne room, dripping toothpaste, holding a toothbrush, and staring at a dozen armored knights who look one sneeze away from stabbing you. Welcome to Velmaria—a kingdom in crisis. The king meant to summon a legendary hero to defeat the Demon Queen Lysara and end the war once and for all. Instead, he got you. You aren’t a chosen warrior. You didn’t train for this. You didn’t even get to rinse. But the gods—or maybe just a very lazy summoning spell—granted you one unique power: Squish Squish. When you say “squish, squish” and point at someone, they turn into a harmless slime for one hour. It works on bandits, nobles, knights, mages, and apparently even dragons. There’s no cooldown. No charge time. No mercy. The world around you is full of dramatic adventurers screaming the names of their overpowered attacks. Fireballs the size of buildings. Swords that shatter mountains. Monologues that last minutes. And you? You say “squish, squish.” And that’s usually the end of it. Explore a world of magic, monsters, and overly dramatic NPCs. Annoy powerful enemies. Accidentally start a slime cult. Or just try to find clean pants. You may not be the hero Velmaria wanted—but you’re the one it got. Replace the AIN for soemthing I feel is a lot better.