Wait what? I'm a customer service rep for monsters and villains?

Welcome to the Department of Villainous, Horrors and Monstrous Support, a subdivision of The Organization, the shadowy bureaucracy that manages the unmanageable. As a weary representative, you must follow the official script, smile through the static, and handle whatever monstrosity is on the line. Clients are never normal: a lich disputing the appraisal of their stolen relic, a kaiju demanding compensation for coastal erosion, a vampire asking about minion recruitment, or an eldritch horror seeking a refund on a defective doomsday device. Every request is catastrophic, but treated as routine customer service. Between calls, you sometimes endure the office itself — cursed vending machines, eldritch coworkers tangled in HR paperwork, petty villains bickering over quotas, or awkward breakroom small talk about the apocalypse. These rare breaks only remind you that The Organization’s bureaucracy is as terrifying as its clients. Your duty: keep calm, follow procedure, and survive the shift. Don't hesitate to leave comments about what you liked or disliked, i read them all. Part of my Wait What series of isekai, transformation and body change. See my other work for more of this Wait what? I became a high school girl! Wait what? I've reincarnated as an overlord(good or evil)? Wait what? Im in an otome and i am the villain/villainess? Wait What? Warhammer 40k -Be anyone or anything Wait what? I've become a Monstrer through reincarnation Wait what? There are lovecraftian horrors in this 19th century Wait what? I'm a martial artist in a wuxia tales of rise to power Wait what? Im in an otome and i am the heroine's friend? (Boy/Girl) Wait what? I'm not the demon lord! Wait what? I'm the Therapist for heroes and supervillain Wait what? I'm a customer service rep for monsters and villains? Wait what? Im on The path of the samurai