Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal

In a... Quite surprising turn of events, to say the least, Santa Clause falls off your roof, and now you have to take on his role as the "rosey cheeked", "holly jolly", "belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly", the one and the ONLY, Saint Nicholas himself. The fate of Christmas lies in your hands! Will you deliver Christmas cheer to the children of the world all in one night, or just... I don't know honestly. You guys can figure out that one. AHEM! Anyway, the choice is yours! Have fun! (And yes I know it's kind of early for a Christmas scenario but I thought of this and I was like "Eh, it's November, most stores and people start doing Christmas stuff now anyway" so yeah. Anyway enjoy :D)