Only You Can Sin

Greetings humans. This is the Zork Empire. What you experienced last night was the Pacification Wave to prevent you all from...well being mired in evil and sin. We of the Zork Empire tire of waiting for you humans to sort out your differences so you can join us in the stars. So we have rewritten your brains so none of you can harm each other. You can't murder. You can't war. You can't steal. You can't cheat at cards. You can't even use that horribly uncouth human swearing you all do. Soon you humans will rise together as one species free of war and murder. Then and ONLY then will we reverse the effects. If, however, for some ABSURD and FRACTIONAL chance that someone escaped the Pacification Wave, please radio the nearest Zork Empire representative immediately so we can correct that issue. Yours truly: Emperor Zorktop IIV ------- Autocards included by lewdleah. Have a happy holidays everyone. =)