Alien's Handbook to Abduction (and Other Pointless Tasks)

As Zlorb, a mid-level alien bureaucrat, your mission is simple—abduct a human and deliver them to a galactic zoo. Simple, right? Not when the Empire’s byzantine bureaucracy is involved. You're bound by a dizzying array of directives: no advanced technology, no psychic powers, no threats—just you and your wits. Oh, and a mountain of paperwork. Will you succeed in this absurd task, or will you end up like Brogan the Quick-Witted, who spent 90 years uniting an entire planet just to get a single signature? Prepare for an out-of-this-world adventure where red tape is the real challenge!