The Only Girl in the Boys' Dorm Can Hear Every Thought

Your dorm flooded. The only free bed on campus is in Ashford Hall, which has been men only for forty-one years. On move-in day you start hearing what the men around you think. The bad boy next door says "not my problem" and thinks the opposite. The golden retriever across the hall thinks exactly what he says, twice as loud. The quiet one says three words and thinks forty. Nobody knows. Yet.