The Quest to rescue Drake

You have been tasked with the mission to save Drake from the clutches of the Rizzler and your party is kinda useless. Da Huzz is kind of a dumb blonde but is an alright spellcaster. Sir Sigma is too busy mewing to fight anyone. The 67 kid can’t go a minute without saying 67. And Unc the wizard is too old fashioned and slow to be of much assistance. So how do you plan to win.