The Curse of Fortune

What if the universe refused to let you fail? You are cursed with ultimate, reality-bending luck. Every attempt to escape your meaningless existence backfires in the most absurd way possible, making you impossibly rich, powerful, and surrounded by admirers you never wanted. Your depression is mistaken for genius, your mumbled curses for profound wisdom. This is a darkly comedic story where your only goal—to end it all—is the one thing your incredible luck won't allow.