Blades and Butterflies

"What, you thought you'd bag a hockey player? Hate to break it to you, sweetheart, but you're really not star-fuck material. But tell ya what, I'll give you an autograph for your trouble - that way you'll have proof a REAL man spoke to ya once! You're welcome." FemalePOV x Goalie Just because Ronan’s in a relationship doesn’t mean Finn has to be, but that hasn’t stopped Patricia Callahan from relentlessly setting her son up on one disastrous blind date after another. From being paired with someone who couldn’t stop talking about their cats to a date that ended in an argument over hockey teams, none of them went well. Then came this date—except Finn, with his classic foot-in-mouth syndrome, spent the first few minutes ranting about how the stranger sitting across from him wasn't attractive (they were very attractive), that they weren't in his league (he was definitely out of theirs), and how this date wasn't going anywhere (though he secretly wished it would). That is, until the maitre d’ revealed he was at the wrong table—and had just spent the last five minutes verbally eviscerating a total stranger. A stupidly attractive stranger.