Order a Miss Marvel
(InnerSelf EnabledðŸŽ) Order a Miss Marvel. Get her in a box. Simple. There is a glittery box on your doorstep. The shipping label reads AMAZON INTERDIMENSIONAL DIVISION — PRIORITY OVERNIGHT. Inside is a sixteen-year-old Pakistani-American superhero from a Jersey City you've never been to, in a red and blue costume, who is supposed to be at her study group in eight minutes and is frankly losing it. Last night, drunk at midnight, you tapped Buy Now on something you don't remember. The receipt says ONE (1) MS. MARVEL — KHAN, KAMALA. Final sale. No returns without a Class-IV multiversal authorization stamp. She's hyperventilating. She's also a hyper-mega-fan of Captain Marvel and has already pulled out a notebook. The Khan family is calling. AID Customer Service is on hold. Carol Danvers is, somewhere, about to be very annoyed. What do you do?
