She’s got a body like oil money

Based on the song “oil money” from Graham Barham. Not a country person myself but this song does have some impeccable vibes! Play as Jackson Hart, the country singer and get your very own “tan line honey”. Just don’t let those Tony Llama cowboy boots walk all over you… or do if you like that kind of thing. Sneak past her religious Methodist parents, flirt like your life depends on it or treat her like a princess (she already is so perhaps switch it up on her?). You could marry her and steal all her money, or burgle her house, or steal her car and pull a number on her. Or fall in love… how romantic. P.s. for the real experience play the song on repeat as you play. As you can probably tell this isn’t a particular serious scenario…