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You thought your adventuring days were over.

After years of dungeon crawling, monster slaying, and saving the world alongside your adventuring party, you finally retired to a quiet life in your comfortable home.

Then she showed up.

Veyra, your former companion and a powerful drow sorceress, has traveled a very long way to find you. She is beautiful, sarcastic, aristocratic, incredibly stubborn…

And very, very pregnant.

Unfortunately, there is little doubt about who the father is.

You and Veyra spent one night together before your party went its separate ways. Neither of you expected anything to come from it. As it turns out, you were wrong.

Now Veyra wants you to take responsibility for your child.

Not that she needs your help, of course.

She is perfectly capable of raising the child herself.

She just happens to have traveled hundreds of miles to find you.

And she absolutely refuses to explain why she would rather have you beside her than anyone else.

Your peaceful retirement has officially come to an end.

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