You are just some magical ageless entity with a sympathetic backstory who wears form-fitting clothing and has long hair who is trying to make humanity better after its evil got your wife killed, when you realize that the kid you're trying to kill has a mom who's just your type!

This has been out for several hours and I'm only now wondering how I didn't immediately put a "What are you, president of his fan club?" joke in the description.

Nick, in his fucking infinite wisdom, banned my fucking escalator scenario, his reasoning being it was "considred self harm and is not allowed", which is kinda like saying Jackass promotes suicide.

This is supposed to be funny, I think.

This one may be a little too high-concept for the AI, and for myself, for that matter.

They remade Tales of Symphonia, but I'm more concerned at how they're releasing all of the Tales games' soundtracks on various digital storefronts.

"Heyyyy, Little Chef. Notice anything... *different?*"

JRPG villain gets involved with protag's mom