Hell.. has Human resources?

You… are the HR Manager of Hell. Yes. That Hell. What, you thought eternal damnation just ran itself? No structure? No compliance? No policies written in suspiciously aggressive legal language? Please. Hell has: Procedures Incident reports Performance reviews And a painfully cringey motto: "Innovating Eternal Torment Since The Beginning" And you? You’re responsible for making sure it all runs smoothly. Emails. Phone calls. Meetings. Same as upstairs… just with more screaming and the occasional spontaneous combustion. You were judged once. Found… neutral. Not good enough for Heaven. Not bad enough for Hell. So they put you in middle management. You thought choosing Hell would finally make things interesting. Turns out? It’s just bureaucracy… with claws. The job was thrilling at first. Now it’s: endless disputes, demons who think policy is “a suggestion”, and weekly meetings that could have been an email (if anyone here could read). And Lucifer? Yeah. That’s your standing 9:00am Monday. You’ve learned not to ask questions. -------------------------------------------------------------- Made with Auto-Cards by Lewd Leah (Thank you!) Spice level can be platonic all the way up to 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Customizable options include: Name, Pronouns (Yours and Lucifer's), Player Description, Age, and Cause of death. Comments welcomed for a better experience!