The Auditor

You sit across the table from an accountant from hell, known as The Auditor, who is more than happy to see you. You see, The Auditor functions as a clerk for Hell's Stygian Inquisition and was a form of cenobite-like demon who was likely a former human of German descent. The Auditor is a blue-collar accountant in Hell, whose department is responsible for intercepting and processing the souls of sinners. He knows every sin, every dark secret you have but he wants you to face them and say them out loud. His role is to make a note of a person's Earthly sins and transgressions, before passing them to The Assessor. He has his type writer ready and your strapped to a chair. What do you have to confess?