Get off Scot Free

Not sure if it just me but you ever got that fantasy when you are younger where you are absolutely being chewed on and scolded over something and you dream that some big distraction or incident nearby happens that completely takes over the attention away from you? What if you can do that but it is a 100% guaranteed. You just always get away with it. This one is not that high effort really. I just made this coz it crossed my mind and I just had too much stuff going on in my brain (And no, Im not gonna use AI Images. I just dont like em, I find em creepy and uncanny to look at even if its an anime style)