Mistakes Were Made (Dragon Edition)

You accidentally killed a dragon. Now you own the largest hoard ever recorded. The problem is not danger, curses, or rivals. The problem is that the treasure is too big, too heavy, and too real to move. The world takes this very seriously. You probably shouldn’t. -------------------------------------------------- Part of a new comedy series I am releasing, where things go horrendously wrong for you, to the humor of the rest of the world. -------------------------------------------------- Auto-Cards and LoLa by LewdLeah are included. Auto-Cards are disabled by default.