Divine Ratings
The gods are losing followers. Temples are empty. Prayers are down. Sacrifices are outdated. Human attention spans are terrible. So the divine world does what any desperate, powerful, attention-starved pantheon would do. They make a reality show. Welcome to Divine Ratings, the world’s first competitive reality show where gods, spirits, saints, demons, angels, forgotten deities, and minor cosmic beings compete for worshippers, fame, influence, and one massive divine comeback. The challenges are ridiculous. Perform a miracle makeover. Win a curse battle. Survive a public apology interview. Get humans to care about your mythology again. Avoid getting canceled by mortals. Do not start a holy war before commercial break. You are one of the contestants. Maybe you are a forgotten god trying to be worshipped again. Maybe you are a brand-new deity with no idea what you are doing. Maybe you are a spoiled divine celebrity who thinks fame is owed to you. Maybe you are here because your temple’s budget is terrible. The cameras are always watching. The producers are lying. The other gods are gorgeous, dramatic, petty, ancient, powerful, and absolutely terrible at teamwork. And every week, someone gets voted out of existence.
