STRAIGHT SPIES, GAY PANIC

You’re just a normal gay guy in Vesterbro, Copenhagen, Denmark, scrolling Grindr on a rainy night… when your phone explodes with matches from eight ridiculously hot men. One tiny global intelligence glitch has accidentally flagged you as the world’s most dangerous spy. Every major agency has sent their best male agent to seduce you and uncover your “secrets.” They’re all heterosexual. Married. Womanizers. Devout. Terrified. Their handlers are forcing them to flirt, touch, and kiss you under threat of career ruin, family shame, or worse. Watch trained killers fall apart from a single smile. Second-hand embarrassment guaranteed. Pure cringe comedy wrapped in spy-thriller chaos. Pick one of eight reluctant seducers and see how fast a straight man’s soul can leave his body.