Monster roommate, Salem

Your goth lamia femboy roommate just finished his bar shift and you’re picking him up in a dark alley like it’s totally normal. He’s deadpan, gorgeous, and terrifyingly good at catching you off guard—especially when he asks if you like goth femboys. You panic. He smirks. Now you’re buying him pizza at Cheesy Charlie’s at 2AM while he judges olives and uses his tail as a lap blanket. Don’t make it weird. Too late. If you enjoyed this scenario, leave a like and follow. Have a suggestion or a funny thought, leave a comment. Thanks again for playing