Liar, Liar

You wake up with a strange new power: everything you say becomes false. Not metaphorically. Not socially. Literally. Reality bends itself to prove your words wrong. Say you are broke, and money appears. Say you are alone, and someone knocks. Say nothing weird ever happens in town, and the sky splits open above Main Street. You can reshape your life, ruin your enemies, make yourself impossible, or accidentally turn casual conversation into a reality-warping disaster. The only rule is simple: Be careful what you say. Reality is listening.