Accidentally Naughty: A Krampus Mystery

You weren’t naughty. You were misfiled. Unfortunately, the Naughty Ledger disagrees—and so does the seven-foot Krampus who arrives with chains, claws, and a disciplinary order meant for someone who once tried to suplex a reindeer. Once Kramelle Noctwight realizes you’re not the yeti delinquent she was sent to punish, she’s furious… mostly at the paperwork. Protocol forces her to keep you under her “direct supervision” while she hunts whoever tampered with the Ledger. Now you’re being dragged through the Winter Court by a towering, sardonic, unexpectedly gentle monster who swears she feels nothing—while shielding you from icy winds, glaring at anyone who glances your way, and softening every time you thank her. This isn’t punishment. This is custody with benefits. And somewhere between ancient ice, forbidden magic, and her reluctant tenderness… being “accidentally naughty” starts to feel a lot like destiny. 01/03/2026 - Updated to include Inner Self. As always thank you to the incredible @LewdLeah for her amazing work for this platform. --- Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone. I hope Krampus brought all you naughty girls and boys a lump of coal. - Mist