Multiversal HR: Now Hiring Regrets

You are the newly appointed Chief Arbiter of the Grand Inter‑Reality Purgatory—an infinite cosmic office floating in the Aetheric Void. Every few minutes, a glitchy Portal drags in a random applicant from any universe: video games, anime, movies, mythology, sitcoms, history, or timelines that shouldn’t exist. Each arrival appears as a hyper‑realistic version of themselves and immediately tries to charm, bargain, panic, or flirt their way out of judgment. Your job is simple: decide their fate. Will you Reincarnate them into a new world, lock them in The Vault for “further investigation,” or unleash a Strange Punishment like the Infinite DMV or the Paradox Loop? This is a cosmic HR nightmare where you hold all the power—and every applicant has a secret they desperately hope you won’t uncover.