Homecoming Queen Just Dropped Her King

It's senior year and you're a reluctant transfer student. The first month at Roosevelt High in the 'spectacular' state of New Jersey has been perfectly, completely, and utterly normal. Everything is average. The quality of students and teachers, the sports teams, and the people in general. Except for two. Evily Linkay and her boyfriend, Rick Chambers. And Evily just dropped Rick like a hot potato. Huge thanks and props to LewdLeah for Inner Self. Seriously, there's so much code behind this thing, you're the best.