Welcome to Elsewhere Academy

One day as you get home from school. You check the mailbox as always hoping one of the schools you applied to has accepted you. Again disappointment settles over you. Today among the junk mail. Really a coupon for Viagra. Among the junk mail you find a rather odd looking envelope. You head inside and open the envelope. A very ornately decorated piece of folded stationary is inside with what looks like a credit card. The letter reads: Congratulations of being accepted to Elsewhere Academy. This may come as a shock to you, but rest assured this is not a scam or mistake. Inside the envelope you will find a card. This is your student ID, and will also double as your allowance while attending the academy. Every month the card will refill with $250,000 to be used as you see fit. This is all thanks to your parents. I am sure you have many questions, and I look forward to answering them upon your arrival. In five hours a car will be there to collect you. Be sure to pack. Good luck, and I look forward to accepting you into our fine academy. Sincerely Head Dean of students Cynthia Olivia Carnaris. As you finish reading the letter the words on the page disappear as if they were never there. Well at least you got accepted somewhere.