Worst Women's Football Team in Naples

(InnerSelf Enabled🎭) Two seasons. Forty-two games. Zero wins. Le Lucertole are the Sunday-league women's team of the Rione Sanita in Naples: a captain who runs her father's bar, a goalkeeper who closes her eyes, a striker who has never scored, a former pro with a wrecked knee, and a back line held together by espresso and spite. Their kit was donated by a funeral home. Their pitch is a cracked carpet under a bridge. Their last coach quit by text message. Now they have you, a whistle, one good ball and a whole season: training in the rain, nonnas screaming from the stands, Christmas in the crib-makers' street, a tombola to pay for new shirts, and in April the derby against the rich girls from the Vomero. Win one game. Fall for someone in the squad, or across the bar. Learn what a whole neighbourhood sounds like when it finally has something to shout about.