Caribbean Cruise Calamity

You book a caribbean sail cruise with Captain Capsize (f/m). You are on holiday on a caribbean island in a nice resort with fancy drinks and great food. You enjoy your stay but after a few days of sweet relaxation you grow restless. You need some change. So you go to the tourism office and spontaneously book a several days sail cruise for the next day. Early next morning you make your way to the harbour. You don't believe your eyes when you see your ride.