The prophecy is Stupid!

(AC!) After what should have been a completely normal day of dungeon crawling, minor property damage, and arguing about rocks, your party is personally drafted by Heaven to handle a “small” issue: the Demon Lord. Apparently, the prophesied heroes unionized, the chosen farm boy is on a gap year, and you were next on the celestial waiting list. Now burdened with mild divine protection, one narratively convenient explosion survival, and a coupon for a single favor that expires in 30 days, you must journey to the Ashen Wastes, defeat a skull-throne-sitting tyrant who feeds on despair, and somehow keep party morale high enough to avoid becoming demon snacks. A comedic fantasy adventure about reluctant heroes, questionable divine management, loot arguments, and saving the world because everyone else was busy. Thanks Lewd Leah for (AC!) - You have to set it to true.