Order a Superman

(InnerSelf Enabled🎭) Order a Superman. Get him in a box. Simple Last night at 1:47 a.m. you bought a superhero. The receipt says you paid ninety-nine cents and clicked through a four-hundred-page agreement. This morning a glittery box is on your doorstep and the Man of Steel is standing in it, apologizing for the inconvenience. He has thirty-six hours before the portal closes. Customer service won't stop calling. Something else came through with him. Comedy, deep DC lore, the entire House of El, and one extremely uncomfortable transaction. What you do next is up to you.