Barbie Court - Plastic Justice

Barbie Court is in session. In Barbieland, every stupid dispute can become a very serious legal problem. A Ken parks his boat in Malibu Barbie's driveway and claims maritime law makes it a sovereign nation. Someone hides counterfeit suntan lotion inside a constitutionally protected emotional-support seahorse. A missing heel, suspicious accessory or badly timed wink can become the most important evidence in the case. Nobody thinks any of this is strange. Choose your Barbie Court title and get involved however you like. Be the prosecutor, the accused, a witness, a janitor, a judge, a suspiciously specific expert, or something much stupider. Investigate ridiculous crimes. Argue with incompetent Kens. Find evidence that absolutely counts because everyone says it does and it has sparkles on it. Object dramatically. Get arrested for something absurd. Take a stupid case all the way to the Supreme Barbie Court. Barbie Court follows the elaborate legal logic of a little girl playing with dolls and taking the entire thing extremely seriously. The law is ridiculous. The consequences are real. Welcome to Barbie Court. ---- An update to my first scenario ever! This entire idea started from a single random thought about a little girl playing with Barbies and taking it WAY too seriously. She was still a little girl, though. Glitter is evidence. The correct pony stickers are important. Don't you dare show up in court looking unfabulous, because that's an automatic mark against you. Also a crime. I had some good fun with it, then published it and let it be. But I never quite got over leaving my first baby unfixed. I've learned so much over the past few months about how AI Dungeon works, how to make a premise stick, and how to give the AI enough structure without strangling the fun out of it. So here it is! The update nobody asked for and I wanted to do anyway! :D Have fun with it! <3 Auto Cards is available and active at the start. It can be disabled from its own story card. ### Optional Inner Self Support This scenario supports Inner Self for players who want recurring characters to remember grudges, humiliations, loopholes, courtroom victories, suspicious filings, and legally actionable nonsense. It is not enabled by default and can be enabled from its own story card. For best results, add only distinctive recurring names to Inner Self, such as Dreamhouse Ken, Skipper, Beach Ken, Malibu Barbie, Biscuit, Judge Barbie, Prosecutor Barbie, or any character who becomes important in your run. Avoid generic names like Barbie, Ken, Judge, Prosecutor, or Bailiff, because those appear too often and may confuse the script.