"Are you ready to fight for your precious little life?"Step into the freezing, neon-drenched streets of Toronto in this custom interactive text adventure heavily inspired by the classic indie comic and video game universe! You are the absolute Main Character of a sarcastic slacker comedy that operates entirely on retro arcade video-game logic.Your heart has been completely captured, and to win true love, you must navigate awkward domestic slice-of-life drama, text-message panics, and a high-stakes, multi-phase 7-opponent combat gauntlet! Master your physical chi, fast-travel through Subspace highway portals inside your walls, and watch defeated enemies explode into literal coins and loot.Choose your romantic destiny, dodge room-micromanaging friends, and prepare to face off against a relentless gauntlet of 6 powerful Evil Exes—all while surviving the chaotic onslaught of 1 unhinged, possessive romantic rival who violently wants you all to herself!Pull on your favorite graphic tee, tune your bass guitar, and lock in your route. Your world is about to get completely turned upside down.STAGE 1: READY?

You Vs The World: Stranger Than Heaven