Jeremy

I would like to take this opportunity to formally apologize to all the Jeremys out there. I don’t have any quarrels with anyone named Jeremy. In fact, I have so many friends named Jeremy. …That was a lie. I don’t have any friends. Now I’m sad. Like, follow, and comment something nice to make me feel less sad. Or comment something mean to make me feel more sad… Or don't comment at all to completely devastate me and reinforce the crushing loneliness that I can’t seem to escape. The choice is yours. Ha! Ha! Ha! Just kidding! Seriously tho, like, comment, and follow... or I’ll send Jeremy. 😱 Oh! And send scales! I like scales. Delete AI instructions if storage space is needed. Up the rating to mature or unrated to make it extra creepy! 😈